My bathroom has no windows.
I was taking a shower this morning, and for some reason thinking about a serial killer on Criminal Minds.
This particular serial killer liked to turn off the power in peoples’ homes before going in and killing them.
Just as I was having this thought, the power in my house shut off and the bathroom went pitch black.
HE’S IN MY HOUSE! SOMEONE SAVE ME! I CAN’T FIGHT OFF A SERIAL KILLER BY MYSELF!


I get out and calm down and I’m ready to whoop some ass…

An hour or so later I’m on the phone with my grandma.
She tells me she heard someone from MY end of the phone, far away…I’m home alone.





















